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'''Should we eat Him?'''
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'''Should we eat [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|Him]]?'''
   
As with all [[religion]]s, [[denomination]]s and [[sect]]s there are disagreements:
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As with all [[religion]]s, [[Sects and denominations]] there are disagreements:
One believer was inspired to offer '''N'''oodly goodness to a child as a First [[Eucharist|Communion]]!
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One believer was inspired to offer [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''N'''oodly goodness]] to a child as a First [[Eucharist|Communion]]!
 
{{cquote|How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier."'' (Pastafarian Brian) |||<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/first-communion/ First communion]</ref>}}
 
{{cquote|How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier."'' (Pastafarian Brian) |||<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/first-communion/ First communion]</ref>}}
   
Eating '''H'''is '''N'''oodliness brings out artistic talent.
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Eating [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''H'''is '''N'''oodliness]] brings out artistic talent.
 
{{cquote|And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!|||Miłek<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/amazing-painting/ Amazing painting] It's worth clicking on this link to see the painting.</ref>}}
 
{{cquote|And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!|||Miłek<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/amazing-painting/ Amazing painting] It's worth clicking on this link to see the painting.</ref>}}
   
 
By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!
 
By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!
{{cquote|His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.|||<ref>[http://newsthump.com/2013/12/23/supermarket-customer-refused-pasta-purchase-by-follower-of-flying-spaghetti-monster/ Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghetti Monster]</ref>}}
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{{cquote|[[Flying Spaghetti Monster|His supreme noodliness]] teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting [[infidel]]s out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal [[sin]] you know.|||<ref>[http://newsthump.com/2013/12/23/supermarket-customer-refused-pasta-purchase-by-follower-of-flying-spaghetti-monster/ Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghetti Monster]</ref>}}
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Candies have been made in [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''H'''is name]] <ref>[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/2011/10/fsm-candy/ This flying spaghetti monster candy looks delicious]</ref>
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Latest revision as of 15:06, 28 September 2019

Should we eat Him?

As with all religions, Sects and denominations there are disagreements: One believer was inspired to offer Noodly goodness to a child as a First Communion!

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How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier." (Pastafarian Brian)

Eating His Noodliness brings out artistic talent.

—Miłek[2]

And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!

By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!

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His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.

Candies have been made in His name [4]

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