Atheism
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Should we eat Him?

As with all religions, Sects and denominations there are disagreements: One believer was inspired to offer Noodly goodness to a child as a First Communion!

[1]

How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier." (Pastafarian Brian)

Eating His Noodliness brings out artistic talent.

—Miłek[2]

And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!

By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!

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His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.

Candies have been made in His name [4]

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