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| − | Leviticus is the third book in the [[Old Testament]] of the [[Bible]]. It is a long, boring list of all the things [[God]] doesn't want you to do, and what you should do to people that do things that God doesn't want them to do. It is the first time out of two in the Bible that God expresses his disdain for shrimp. Luckily for Christians, this list now only applies to those blasphemous [[Jew]]s, because Jesus said so. It's odd how an omnipotent God can go back on his decisions like that. Usefully for Christians, Leviticus's prohibitions of the things that Christians don't like, such as [[homosexuality]] and [[bestiality]], still apply. |
+ | Leviticus is the third book in the [[Old Testament]] of the [[Bible]]. It is a long, boring list of all the things [[God]] doesn't want you to do, and what you should do to people that do things that God doesn't want them to do. It is the first time out of two in the Bible that God expresses his disdain for shrimp. Luckily for Christians, this list now only applies to those blasphemous [[Jew]]s, because [[Jesus[[ said so. It's odd how an [[omnipotent]] God can go back on his decisions like that. Usefully for Christians, Leviticus's prohibitions of the things that Christians don't like, such as [[homosexuality]] and [[bestiality]], still apply. |
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Leviticus is the third book in the Old Testament of the Bible. It is a long, boring list of all the things God doesn't want you to do, and what you should do to people that do things that God doesn't want them to do. It is the first time out of two in the Bible that God expresses his disdain for shrimp. Luckily for Christians, this list now only applies to those blasphemous Jews, because [[Jesus[[ said so. It's odd how an omnipotent God can go back on his decisions like that. Usefully for Christians, Leviticus's prohibitions of the things that Christians don't like, such as homosexuality and bestiality, still apply.