The Jug of Milk always answers prayers. The answer is, "yes", "no" or "later". And God doesn't give better answers. This atheist external link explains how the Jug of Milk answers prayers though it's actually a carton of milk. See Prayer is the best optical illusion in the world!, it's an entertaining video.

Vegans and those with milk allergy also have a part in this new Religion of the Nutrients. For them there is his/her divine consort, the Carton of Soy Milk. Both the Jug of Milk and the Carton of Soy Milk answer prayers just as effectively as God does.

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