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==Unholy Eucharist==
 
==Unholy Eucharist==
The Christian [[Eucharist]] is usually just a bland wafer. The [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] gives '''>H'''is body as pasta which the faithful eat and the sauce is '''H'''is blood? Believers maintain this is a goodly and tasty gift.
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The Christian [[Eucharist]] is usually just a bland wafer. The [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] gives '''H'''is body as pasta which the faithful eat and the sauce is '''H'''is blood? Believers maintain this is a goodly and tasty gift.
   
 
==Noodly condiments==
 
==Noodly condiments==

Revision as of 17:53, 19 December 2012

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in common with all other deities, is man-made and in the opinion of the faithful the Holy FSM is tastier than the god or gods of other religions.

Parody

Unlike (most) other religions this one is a deliberate parody. The idea that the FSM created the universe makes as much sense or as little sense as the ideas in the Genesis creation stories. This was demonstrated humorously in an open letter to the Kansas School Board. [1] It is difficult to justify teaching Biblical creationism as a scientific theory unless other equally imaginative theories are also taught.

Unholy Eucharist

The Christian Eucharist is usually just a bland wafer. The Flying Spaghetti Monster gives His body as pasta which the faithful eat and the sauce is His blood? Believers maintain this is a goodly and tasty gift.

Noodly condiments

There are Eight Condiments corresponding to the Ten Commandments, and they're consistent with Humanist morality though some are meant in fun. Part of it is about avoiding bigotry.

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