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| − | Christian Logic is a logic based on Bible which is the word of God. The centrel idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. This wizard is omniscent and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. Theses electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment. In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve year old girl with what is called the Holy Spirit. Her son proved the heretic materialist Archimedes wrong by walking on water. He also arose from death as a zombie. And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the soul magically transported to a place called heaven. And he also somehow manage to send Hindus, Muslims, pagans, atheists, communists and other heathen scum to a place called hell where they will be tortured for an eternity. |
+ | Christian Logic is a logic based on Bible which is the word of [[God]]. The centrel idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. This wizard is omniscent and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. Theses electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment.<s>Ignoring the fact that speed of light is only 3*10♠8 m/s</s> In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve year old girl with what is called the [[Holy Spirit]]. Her son proved the heretic materialist Archimedes wrong by walking on water. He also arose from death as a zombie. And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the soul magically transported to a place called [[heaven]]. And he also somehow manage to send [[Hindus]], [[Muslims]], [[pagans]], [[atheists]], [[communists]] and other heathen scum to a place called [[hell]] where they will be tortured for an eternity. |
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Christian Logic is a logic based on Bible which is the word of God. The centrel idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. This wizard is omniscent and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. Theses electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment.Ignoring the fact that speed of light is only 3*10♠8 m/s In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve year old girl with what is called the Holy Spirit. Her son proved the heretic materialist Archimedes wrong by walking on water. He also arose from death as a zombie. And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the soul magically transported to a place called heaven. And he also somehow manage to send Hindus, Muslims, pagans, atheists, communists and other heathen scum to a place called hell where they will be tortured for an eternity.