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| − | '''Christian Logic''' is a logic based on [[Bible]] which is the word of [[God]]. |
+ | '''Christian Logic''' is a logic based on the [[Bible]], which is the supposed word of [[God]]. |
==Central ideas== |
==Central ideas== |
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===Creation=== |
===Creation=== |
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| − | The central idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. It's not [http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/An_Alien_Wife_committed_Adultery_and_tricked_her_Husband. like that one]. This wizard created the whole world including everything in it. All this wizard did was clap his hands twice and this whole Universe 15 billion light years across with 1.5 million species of insects came into existence. Science could offer no alternate explanation of how this universe could have come into existence. |
+ | The central idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. (It's not [http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/An_Alien_Wife_committed_Adultery_and_tricked_her_Husband. like that one].) This wizard created the whole world including everything in it. All this wizard did was clap his hands twice and this whole Universe 15 billion light years across with 1.5 million species of insects came into existence. Science could offer no alternate explanation of how this universe could have come into existence. |
===Omniscience=== |
===Omniscience=== |
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| − | This wizard is [[omniscient]] and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. These electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment.<s>Ignoring the fact that speed of light is only 3*10^8 m/s</s> In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve |
+ | This wizard is [[Omniscience|omniscient]] and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. These electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment.<s>Ignoring the fact that speed of light is only 3*10^8 m/s</s> In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve-year-old girl with what is called the [[Holy Spirit]]. [[Jesus|Her son]] proved the heretic materialist Archimedes wrong by walking on water. He also [[Resurrection|arose from death]] as a zombie. |
==Transportation== |
==Transportation== |
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And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the [[soul]] magically transported to a place called [[heaven]]. |
And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the [[soul]] magically transported to a place called [[heaven]]. |
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| − | And he also somehow manage to send [[Hindus]], [[Muslims]], [[pagans]], [[ |
+ | And he also somehow manage to send [[Hinduism|Hindus]], [[Islam|Muslims]], [[pagans]], [[atheist]]s, [[communists]] and other heathen scum to a place called [[hell]] where they will be tortured for an eternity. |
<big>And don't forget that he loves you.</big> |
<big>And don't forget that he loves you.</big> |
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==See also== |
==See also== |
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| − | *[[How can you tell the difference between Christianity and an abusive |
+ | *[[How can you tell the difference between Christianity and an abusive relationship partner?]] |
*[[How can you tell the difference between Christianity and a scam?]] |
*[[How can you tell the difference between Christianity and a scam?]] |
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[[Category:Religion]] |
[[Category:Religion]] |
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Latest revision as of 09:17, 19 November 2020
Christian Logic is a logic based on the Bible, which is the supposed word of God.
Central ideas
Creation
The central idea behind this logic is that there is an invisible Wizard sitting up high in the sky. (It's not like that one.) This wizard created the whole world including everything in it. All this wizard did was clap his hands twice and this whole Universe 15 billion light years across with 1.5 million species of insects came into existence. Science could offer no alternate explanation of how this universe could have come into existence.
Omniscience
This wizard is omniscient and knows what is happening at this exact moment. If you think something now the chemical actions taking place in your brain is converted to electromagnetic signals. These electromagnetic waves pass through the skull, concrete and what not and finally reach this wizard so that He knows what you are thinking at this exact moment.Ignoring the fact that speed of light is only 3*10^8 m/s In order to show His love for us he impregnated a twelve-year-old girl with what is called the Holy Spirit. Her son proved the heretic materialist Archimedes wrong by walking on water. He also arose from death as a zombie.
Transportation
And anyone who says they believe in him will have something inside them called the soul magically transported to a place called heaven.
And he also somehow manage to send Hindus, Muslims, pagans, atheists, communists and other heathen scum to a place called hell where they will be tortured for an eternity.
And don't forget that he loves you.
There is a good and a a bad side to Christianity, see the category page